House of Cards: Season 4 Review (Spoiler Free)

By Daniel Fox

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In the ending of “House of Cards” last season we saw an underappreciated and upset Claire packing up and leaving the White House, seemingly leaving her marriage with Frank in limbo.  When she walked out it seemed as if the Underwood’s marriage had finally hit its lowest point, and the same could probably be said for the whole of Season Three for “House of Cards,” which was incredibly bogged down, slow moving, and lacking much of the drama that made the first two seasons a success.  Once Frank had finally gained the Oval Office, Season Three had a Frank Underwood with few obstacles standing in between Him and ultimate power, and the writers failed to capture the “win at all cost” nature of Frank during the season.  The result was a Frank Underwood (and thus an overall season), that I dare to say… was weak.

I’m happy to report that Season 4 is a return to form for the series.  There are numerous twists and turns throughout, which gives it a great flow.  The telling thing about binge watching is that if the pace and flow of the season is slow and dragging, then it’s very difficult to retain the attention of the viewer who could possibly either move on to another show, or simply just to forget about it all together.  The very pace that we watch a show on a streaming service is a fair quantification of the shows overall quality… and I burned through Season 4.

This Season picks up immediately after the ending of Season 3, with Frank just (barely) winning the Iowa Caucus’ against main Democratic rival Heather Dunbar, and with Claire flying away from Washington for her Mother’s home in Dallas.  Kevin Spacey has always been the star of the show, and he is still better than ever.  It’s pretty incredible that a two-time Oscar winner will be mainly identified for his role on a TV show, but he is and always will be Frank Underwood for the rest of his career. 

However, the star, and I would say primary focus, of the season is Claire Underwood played by Robin Wright in easily her best run of the entire series.  The past few seasons Claire has been a spectator on the sidelines who desperately wants to get in the game.  However when she does finally get to play in her partnership’s quest for power, it was often with mixed results.  Coming off her failure as the US Ambassador to the UN, Claire is definitely seeking to prove herself and a majority of the season follows her desire to prove herself equal to anyone, especially Frank.  It’s easy to see why many parallel Claire to current Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton, as they share the same drive, and (probably) the same behind closed door’s political maneuvering that will get them to wherever they need to be, no matter the cost.  When a major plot twist happens very early in the season, Claire gets her chance to shine and her chance to prove herself, and it’s really fun to watch.

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Most familiar faces are back this season in some capacity.  Michael Kelly as Doug Stamper who is finally back alongside the President after a wasted season for him last year.  With the Rachel storyline finally concluded, it was nice to see Doug back doing what he does best, which is really no more than playing the muscle for a mob boss.  Presidential Candidate Heather Dunbar (Elizabeth Marvel), Minority Whip Jackie Sharp (the vastly underused Molly Parker), Frank’s former Chief of Staff Remy Danton (Mahershala Ali), Press Secretary Seth Grayson (Derek Cecil), and Secret Service Agent Edward Meechum (Nathan Darrow) all have their parts to play throughout the season and do fine jobs. 

But it’s the new faces this season that provide some freshness to the series.  Coming on board this season is six-time Academy Award nominee, and one-time winner, Ellen Burstyn as Claire’s Mother, Elizabeth Hale.  Burstyn plays Hale as the rich socialite of Highland Park, Texas who turns her nose up at anything, or anyone, she deems beneath the standards she sets for her family.  The fact that her only daughter married a man who grew up poor in South Carolina still eats away at her pride, and she shows that disdain any time Frank is mentioned in conversation.  Neve Campbell (Scream, Party of Five) plays a Dallas-based political advisor, who gets a chance to shine early in the season, but then fades in to the crowd as the season progresses.  Finally, Joel Kinnaman (The Killing, Robocop) as New York Governor Will Conway, the Republican Presidential nominee.  Kinnaman does his best work since Season 1 of “The Killing,” playing the young, competitive, but inexperienced candidate.

Many criticize “House of Cards” for being unrealistic, or over-the-top.  To his credit, show runner Beau Willimon (in his final year on the show), seems to embrace the surreal this season, and not try to convince the public that what we are seeing could actually happen.  The season definitely benefits from this because in the midst of the political drama, the show taps in to many parallels to current “real world” issues.  Racism, gender equality, ISIS, data privacy, gun control, Russia (in a continuing storyline from Season 3, complete with a Putin stand-in), Social Media; all of these things have their fingerprints on the issues that Frank faces as President, just simply put in a different context and in a different universe.  While viewers will always still crave the theme Frank’s pragmatism, and desire of absolute power, it’s different themes such as Feminism, fear, and narcissism that carry the season.

All of those themes lead to the shows best drop of episodes since Season One.  However, as the stakes continue being raised it’s difficult to see how the show can continue on this path into Season Five.  Everyone knows that a literal House of Cards can’t stand forever, eventually everything will fall to the ground.  As the Underwood’s have been building their house higher and higher, we as the viewer know that at some point everything is going to come crashing down around them… maybe.  And that’s what makes watching so much fun.

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The Oscar Red Carpet Post-Game Report

By Callan Farris

Are you ready for some fashiooooon?! As any fashion-obsessed person would know, the Oscars are the Super Bowl of red carpets, and this year the stars brought their A game. To say I do not know football would be the understatement of the century so humor me as I attempt to round out my MVPs and bench warmers from last week’s 88th Academy Awards.

Bench Warmers (Red Carpet Disasters): These stars may have looked formidable on film but their performance on game day left a lot to be desired. Perhaps they would have been better off on the bench than on the field.

Heidi Klum

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False Start. Klum showed up to the Oscar ceremony in an ombre lavender Marchesa gown that featured one long sleeve, a cutout on the chest, and two gigantic flower explosions. Bad Heidi, BAD! And why is Heidi Klum at the Oscars anyway? Sure, she is a judge on reality television competitions once in a while but her attending the Oscars is like Lebron James attending a Denver Broncos post-game celebration. Or is it? Again, I know nothing about football… or basketball…

Brie Larson

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Remember when Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo dated? It was cute at first and then it got annoying, fast. This is how I feel about the Best Actress winner’s choice of dress. At first glance I thought the bright blue Gucci gown was charming, but after further review it quickly changed to distracting and obnoxious. The fanned out pleats took over Larson’s trim figure and the hair and makeup was boring and predictable. Hopefully on the awards circuit next year this look will be as distant a memory as Simpson’s pink #9 jersey is for Cowboys fans.

Amy Poehler

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ILLEGAL PROCEDURE! For any girls reading this who, like me, are not very sports savvy - you can either google “illegal procedure” or take my word for it that this is BAD in football terms.  The “Inside Out” voice actor and comedy force showed up in an embroidered Andrew Gn gown featuring butterflies and flowers; A LOT of butterflies and flowers. Whomever was responsible for telling her this choice looked great really dropped the ball and I am marking this look as a fashion fumble. 

Most Valuable Players (Red Carpet Standouts): This year’s Best Dressed list could have been as long as Cam Newton’s yellow zebra print Versace pants but, for the sake of time, I have decided to only rank my top three looks of the night. 

Rachel McAdams

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Touchdown! This 37-year-old first-time Oscar nominee dazzled in a never-before-seen halter-neck, open-back August Getty Atelier gown. Even though she did not go home with a trophy for her role in Spotlight, this seasoned star was definitely the fashion MVP of the night.

Saoirse Ronan

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Yet another actress that stepped on to the red carpet in a stunning emerald green number, Ronan looked exquisite in the custom-made sequin Calvin Klein gown accessorized with mismatched earrings and effortless flowing locks. It is no surprise that this newcomer showed up to play, as she has had a near perfect record in her short time on the fashion scene. 

Charlize Theron

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The only other person on earth that does more high-end designer campaigns than Tom Brady is Charlize, so it’s safe to say that when it comes to the fashion department she knows what she is doing. This year’s Oscars was no exception as the Mad Max star stunned in a crimson red Dior gown with a plunging neckline and statement jewels. With as much buzz as this superstar has received for her “best carpet look yet”, she is sure not to get a DEFLATED sense of self anytime soon.

After reading this hopefully you can see that sports and fashion aren’t necessarily on opposite ends of the spectrum and are equally deserving of your viewing time. If only we could convince the Academy to play Doritos and PuppyMonkeyBaby commercials, now that would be the best of both worlds.

‘Til next time red carpet! xoxo - Callan

Game of Thrones Season Six Primer

By Logan Cutter | IG: @cuttypants

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Readers of George R.R. Martin’s epic fantasy novel series will be put in a precarious position when they tune into this season of HBO’s Game of Thrones.  How will readers react to watching their cherished storylines unfold on screen in April before they get a chance to experience them through written word?  For those not privy, this season of Game of Thrones will include storylines from his unpublished sixth book.  The Winds of Winter was scheduled to be released earlier this year but Martin has since delayed the novel.  The release date has yet to be announced.  This means HBO will be taking Martin’s narrative and moving forward without the guidance of his complete manuscript.  Fans of George R.R. Martin’s novels have always had the option of reading the story first and then watching HBO’s adaptation afterwards.  That option will no longer exist.  The storyline overlap is an unprecedented situation and a huge challenge for everyone making the show.  Martin has certainly been heavily involved in keeping the plot on the rails but as a fan of his novels I was originally uneasy when I discovered the show narrative would pull ahead of his writing.  I’m over it now.  Martin’s story is in good hands.

The TV show has been a pop culture phenomenon for a few years now.  You can argue Jon Snow theories with your Starbucks barista or discuss last week’s episode with your Uber driver.  Everyone watches.  There’s a reason.  It’s the best show on TV.  It has everything you’d want in a drama.  The casting and acting have been superb.  Their massive budget has allowed them to create the best sets, costumes and special effects money can buy. 

The way Martin weaves his story together in the A Song of Ice and Fire series is magical.  His characters have more depth than Robert Downey Jr. playing Kirk Lazarus playing Sergeant Lincoln Osiris in Tropic Thunder.  Every character is a distinctly different shade of grey and he takes you into the mind of several of them using his unique use of multiple viewpoint characters.

Watching a powerful television drama unfold on your screen and reading an intense saga, such as Martin’s, are entirely different and enjoyable experiences.  There’s no reason one should spoil the other.  They’re two distinct art forms that can be appreciated separately or together in any order.

Too many fascinating storylines will unfold on our screens this spring to let the writer’s procrastination get me down.  Some of them will be entirely new narratives that everyone will experience for the first time on screen.  Some of them will be narratives that the novel has already covered.  Personally, I’m hopeful that the Greyjoy family sees extended screen time because they are some of the most captivating characters from the fourth and fifth book the series.

Let’s get you primed.  Here’s everything you need to know and a few predictions for the upcoming season six of Game of Thrones.  I’ll cover all main storylines and characters with a plot score because scoring things is fun.  The overlooked situation created by the timelines coming together is that readers and viewers will be exposed to events of the story at the same time.  No need to worry about pesky spoilers anymore!

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Jon Snow

Plot Score: 10

The last time we saw him: lying dead in the snow

When I read the Jon Snow death scene I was certain he was dead, for good.  I was devastated like everyone else.  But when I watched the scene on TV, some years later, I wasn’t so sure. 

Here are the facts.  Kit Harington was carrying Game of Thrones.  HBO has already released several season six teaser trailers featuring Jon Snow heavily.  He’s been sighted on set.  Jon Snow was integral in most of the major plotlines of the story.  The Lord of Light religion has been shown to have the power to bring people back to life in the TV show and the novels (Beric Dondarrion, Lady Stoneheart).  Melisandre has this power.  Melisandre was present at Castle Black when Jon Snow was murdered.

There are three likely scenarios;

  1. He’s actually dead.
  2. He’s resurrected by Melisandre.
  3. He becomes a White Walker.

He’s not dead.

My bet is on scenario B.   He will become an undead through the Red Priestess’ magic like Beric Dondarrion and Lady Stoneheart (Lady Stoneheart has only been brought back to life in the novels and has not yet appeared in the show - we’ll leave her identity a mystery for now).  Melisandre sees something in Jon Snow and she wouldn’t hesitate to use her power to bring him back to life.  She’s been backing Stannis since day one and he’s dead now.  There’s a vacancy there. 

Jon Snow as a White Walker is a little farfetched although it is interesting.  He could become evil like the rest of the White Walker’s or be a sort of damned hero and bring them down from within.

Will he be the same Jon Snow?  Probably not.  He’s not going back to the Wall.  His Night’s Watch Brothers betrayed and killed him, however, I don’t expect him to seek revenge.  George R.R. Martin doesn’t operate within the black and white lines of storytelling.  No character is either a hero or a villain.  But if a hero does exist in Martin’s story, it’s Jon Snow.  Ned Stark, the original hero, has taught him everything he knows. 

I see a few possible paths for him now that he has seemingly been released from his duties as Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch.  He could set his sights on bringing down The Others (alternate name for the White Walkers) in some hero-like fashion or restoring order to the Seven Kingdoms – or both.  Admittedly, this would be very much unlike Martin but there needs to be some kind of heroic and climactic moment at or near the conclusion for Jon Snow, right?  Maybe not, but the viewers all want this for him.

Arya Stark

Plot Score: 9

The last time we saw her: blinded by Jaqen H’ghar as punishment for murdering Ser Meryn Trant

Royal-birthed tomboy turned faceless assassin.  Her adventures have taken her everywhere and she has a head start on her siblings in exacting revenge on those who have wronged the Stark family.  Surely she can get back across the narrow sea and start picking off Lannisters. 

Bran Stark

Plot Score: 6

The last time we saw him: Season Four

Bran’s plot score should get much higher this season.  He’s about to learn magic.  Bran finally found the Three-Eyed Raven with the help of a couple of forest kids and Hodor in season four.  His storyline took a hiatus in season five and will continue this season.  

The Three-Eyed Raven is an ancient forest wizard that possesses all sorts of magical powers that he is about to bestow on Bran.  We don’t really know the extent of the Three-Eyed Raven’s powers yet but he’s taking Bran to Hogwarts.  In Bran’s final scene he tells him “you’ll never walk again but you will fly” (preferably on a broom chasing the golden snitch).

Jaime Lannister

Plot Score: 7

The last time we saw him: watching his daughter die in his arms

Jaime’s character arc is easily my favorite.  He’s gone from despised jerk off to the most endearing dad on the show, if you can get past that whole incest thing.  His huge moment comes after having his hand lopped off in season three.  He’s talking to Brienne in the bath pits and tells the story of how he came to have his famous nickname, “The Kingslayer”.  Not many in the Seven Kingdoms know the real story so it’s a big deal that he trusts Brienne enough to tell it.  The Mad King had become power drunk and paranoid.  He ordered the crown’s pyromancer to destroy half of King’s Landing via the same Wildfire substance used to rip Stannis’ army apart in season two.  He gave the order right in front of Jaime who was his Kingsguard at the time.  Jaime killed the king and the pyromancer to protect the citizens of King’s Landing.  From that point on, Jaime’s honor is called into question even though he saved thousands of lives by stabbing the king.  What’s cool about Jaime is that he doesn’t care what anyone thinks or says about him, he embraces the role of villain despite his heroic deeds.

I’m not sure what they have planned for Jaime but I’m certain Cersei will blame him for the death of Myrcella.  Jaime’s fatal flaw of loving his own sister will come into play in season six.  His storyline seems like a good candidate to end sooner rather than later.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Cersei decides to have her own brother killed.

Cersei Lannister

Plot Score: 4

The last time we saw her: walking naked through the streets of King’s Landing

Cersei is pissed and she hasn’t even found out her only daughter is dead.  She’ll be taking it out on the High Sparrow, the Tyrell’s and the Martell’s all season.

Daenerys Targaryen

Plot Score: 5

The last time we saw her: surrounded by a Dothraki horde

Daenerys is still trying to figure out how to rule and she’s taking her sweet time.  Everyone is waiting for her long anticipated invasion of the Seven Kingdoms, but for every step forward she seems to take two steps back.  After hopping on her dragon and riding out of the fighting pits, she stumbles upon a Dothraki horde.  I assume they will take her captive and a rescue mission will ensue by her posse and/or dragons.  Having Tyrion’s wits on her side certainly bolsters her cause when and if she ever crosses the Narrow Sea.

Tyrion Lannister

Plot Score: 9

Last time we saw him: watching Dany fly away on her dragon

Tyrion just recently teamed up with Daenerys Targaryen as part of her ruling council.  There’s also a new vacancy for the ruler of Meereen since Dany is on holiday with Drogon.  Tyrion will surely take the opportunity to sharpen his diplomatic skills and strengthen the partnership with Dany.

Sansa Stark / Theon Greyjoy:

Plot Score: 5

The last time we saw them: jumping to their death to escape the Bolton’s

Well not really, I hope.  Surely they’ll survive that 50 foot jump.  Both of these characters have much to accomplish and at least one of them is highly motivated.  Sansa Stark, like all Starks, covets revenge on those responsible for the deaths of her father, brother and mother.  She also recently found out that she is not the only remaining Stark in the world.  Theon let her in on the secret that he actually did not kill her brothers, Bran and Rickon.  It’ll be interesting to see if she seeks revenge or sets her sights on finding the rest of her family.  My guess is both.

I think everyone is rooting for Theon.  How can you not?  He finally mustered up the courage to do something – killing Ramsay’s side chick and helping Sansa escape Winterfell.  Let’s hope he parlays that into more redeemable actions.

 

The sixth season of the HBO series, Game of Thrones, returns April 24, 2016.

How Marvel’s Deadpool is Breaking All the Rules…

By Collin Lotter

An anti–hero movie featuring a secondary X-men character… A mid- February / Movie Graveyard schedule release to theaters…. A leading character who has already tried his hand in leading two other Superhero characters to mild success at best (Wolverine/Green Latern)… and most of all a hard R rating alienating the main demographic who consumes the genre… Deadpool had all the ingredients to be a mainstream flop for 20th Century Fox productions in a universal way. No wonder this movie took over 11 years to get made and had skeptics lined up out the door making excuses why they didn't want to touch this piece; This potentially had the makings of a another perennial second rate comic book bust. However, in the upside down world we live in right now in the film and television medium, Marvel’s Deadpool has broken all the rules to guaranteed success and potentially changed the game for Superhero and Comic book movies for years to come…

As we enter its third week at the box office, Deadpool is slaying the competition and an instant hit with critics, die hard marvel fans, casual popcorn fans, pretty much everyone who was originally a non-believer. After two straight weeks at No.1 in total gross, the Ryan Reynolds Superhero led movie has now made $241 domestically and $500 million worldwide. To put this in comparison or perspective, Ant-Man and Captain America: The Winter Soldier made $180 and $259 million domestic their entire run.

So two questions come out of this result – How is Deadpool accomplishing this feat? Deadpool doesn't dance around the strong rating, this movie has got it all. Explicit Language, Exotic Dancers, Graphic Violence, Drug Use, you name it.. The Deadpool character indulges in it. Although, after seeing the movie part of the R rating adds to the movie’s charm in a backwards type of way. It gives the Wade Wilson alter-ego a type of grit and edge the character needs to be respectable and in turn the quirky, quick witted Ryan Reynolds directed sense of humor adds a touch of likeable transparence that gets the anti hero over to curious fans. The movie moves by quickly and the backstory seems to give enough information to draw sympathy and vengefulness for the viewer. The villain although not too memorable serves his purpose as does the side characters.

The second main question being, will Fox and other major production houses start to copy this template and take more risks pushing the envelope?  Have we crossed the threshold of our Superhero’s dropping F-bombs, embracing gore, killing unnecessarily or was this movie an one-time outlier that we really don't want to see more of.. Could we imagine a world where The Flash visit strip clubs or Spiderman saves a human from distress but then robs them afterwards? Seems preposterous doesn't it… but the trend maybe changing rapidly.. Warner Brothers is set to release Suicide Squad this August and the trailers look extremely edgy and borderline scary for a 10 – 16 year old demographic. The new and final Wolverine 3 with Hugh Jackman is coming out later this year and Fox has already announced it will have the R rating.

We have always wanted our Comic Book Heroes to be wholesome, family oriented and especially kid friendly for the past 50 years, and the three major sources of super hero movies understand this. Marvel Studios, DC Comics and 20th Century Fox (X-men/Fantastic Four) have all gone on record the last week claiming that PG-13 is their preferred and targeted rating for years to come, but now that Deadpool has taken the box office by storm, the question lingers. The general public has proven a harsh R rated movie like this can resonate with them to their enjoyment. So now we wait and see which route the studios evolve too with their future offerings.. Children can only hope that a drastic shift won’t be soon on the horizon.

A Grammy letter to Rihanna

By Callan Farris

Dearest BadGirl RiRi,
 

How are you? I miss you. I along with the rest of the world was anxiously awaiting your return to the public eye at the 58th Annual Grammy Awards but alas you were nowhere to be found. Why the no show Ri? Was it out of shame and anxiety after last year’s horrific cotton candy poof ball dress scrutiny? Did you and BFF Katy Perry make a pact to sit at home together to silently judge your fellow star mates fashion blunders? It’s ok to admit, we all did. Or, was it for fear of once again being trapped on the red carpet with E! News pest Giuliana Rancic? The thought of enduring another painstaking conversation with her and having to dodge her fake adoration is clearly a good enough reason to RSVP no so no judgement there, we all understand and won't hold it against you. Whatever the reason for your absence, I'm sure it was a valid one and luckily I am here to recap you on all the red carpet Grammy highlights you missed, (or in this year’s case, what you didn't miss.)

Yes, I hate to say it but the Grammy red carpet was an absolute snooze fest. When the most exciting thing coming down the carpet is Taylor Swifts new blunt cut bangs, you know you’re in for a long two hour countdown. Or, if you are watching E!, a 5 hour countdown since they’ve deemed it necessary for their pre-show to have a pre-show. Nobody should have to endure that many hours of Mrs. Rancic’s babble but I am dedicated to you Rihanna so I made the sacrifice in able to scrounge together the top 3 fashion highs from this years “biggest night in music”.

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#1 Taylor Swift. We could have made a drinking game out of how many times the red carpet forum mentioned Swiftys “squad” but tonight all Tswift needed to back her up was her not so understated physical attributes. Although it was hard to notice anything besides her aforementioned new do, what also turned our heads was the unexpected trendy ensemble that highlighted the 16 time nominees bearing mid drift and sculpted super model limbs. Taylor’s choice of a red bandeau and a high-waisted hot pink panty skirt by Atelier Versace was anything but subtle and received almost as much praise as the singer’s 1989 album.

 

 

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#2 Kaley Cuoco. Divorce never looked so good on someone as it did on newly single Kaley Cuoco Monday night. The Big Bang Theory star was at the Grammy’s to help introduce Justin Bieber to the stage but she might as well have just been there to show off her newly toned and perfectly tanned bod (and to show her ex what he’s missing obviously) Kaley wore a silver sparkling jumpsuit from Naeem Khan that left no doubt in my mind that she earned the “best dressed” title of the night. Now if only I could be as certain about the Sam Hunt/Cuoco post party canoodling rumors…

 

 

 

 

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#3 Adele. Adele finally said “Hello” to a flat iron and I for one couldn’t be any happier. Although the Brits highly acclaimed new album “25” was will not be eligible for nominations until next year, Adele arrived “winning” in a black sequin Givenchy gown accessorized by a new sleek and sultry hair style. Yes, the internet is buzzing about how Adele handled her “Water under the Bridge” performance debacle but what we really should be talking about is how she’s finally learned to let go of that dated although signature bouffant. Good for you Adele! We’re all proud of you!

 

 

And that’s about it RiRi. The rest of the red carpet was full of women wearing bizarre mens suits, slutty pagenty gowns and Ryan Seacrests shameless attempts at plugging his suiting line, Distinction. You were greatly missed Rihanna and I vow to you that if you grace us with your presence next year I will dedicate my entire Grammy column to you and only you. That is unless of course The Weekend finally decides to change up his hair, then that will clearly be my focus, I am sure you understand. Love and miss you dearly. Xoxo-Callan