What Happened to Network Television?

By Daniel Fox | @DanielFox85

Eleven.  That is the number of total Emmy nominations garnered by the major television networks (ABC/NBC/FOX/CBS) within the major categories (Outstanding Drama/Comedy Series, as well as all acting categories drama/comedy) for 2016.  Out of those eleven nominations only two are in dramatic categories, with both nominees in the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series field (Viola Davis for How To Get Away With Murder and Taraji P. Henson for Empire).  The remaining nine are in comedic categories with almost all the nominations being dominated by two shows in Modern Family and black-ish.  Just for some perspective at how legitimately shocking that number eleven is today;  in 2006, a mere decade ago, the number of nominations for major networks in those same categories was thirty-five.  That’s almost a 70% decrease in nominations in just ten years!  That year also happens to be the last time a major network’s television drama (FOX’s 24) won an Emmy for Outstanding Series.   If the major network television shows were a stock, you would be trying to sell like crazy.  However, the big four networks are still the most watched channels, with the highest viewership and ratings (as CBS is bound to tell you during every commercial break).  In fact, out of the fifty highest rated shows of the 2015-16 TV season, all but nine of those shows could be found on the major networks (only one of those top fifty shows is on a premium cable network, I’ll let you guess which show, but here’s a hint… it has dragons).  Why is this the case?  Have we as a society just completely sacrificed quality programming for mindless entertainment?  Maybe this is just frustrating me on a personal level because in Honduras my only access to TV spoken in the English language is via those four major networks (I also get HGTV, so a special shout out to Fixer Upper as you guys save my Tuesday nights).  If I want to watch the latest episode of Mr. Robot, then I have to scour the internet until I find an episode to download (yea I said download, don’t judge, you know you are still using your parent’s Netflix account).  With my internet capability that only takes about two hours.  Anyways, I just want to know why this happened.  Why I’m stuck with ShondaLand instead of LOST?  Why NBC thinks an entire night of Chicago-themed shows is a good idea instead of creating the next The West Wing?  So let’s examine a couple theories together.

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Photo Credit: obsev.com

Theory #1- “Artistic Freedom”

This is probably the most popular theory out there, but it’s also the one I probably agree with the least.  The theory basically is that television showrunners prefer to go to a premium cable network like HBO or basic cable programming like FX or AMC, because those networks give them the best avenue to tell the story they want to tell, and more importantly how they want to tell it.  If an auteur feels like the best way to tell their story is by incorporating language, violence, or sexual situations, then those networks are most likely to give them the freedom to do so.  Also, those same networks are mostly recognized as being very hands-off in the creative process.  For example, HBO basically told Nic Pizzolatto to create season two of True Detective however he saw fit; from the scripts, to directors, to casting, all of it was placed in Pizzolatto’s hands without outside interference.  The perception of mainstream networks is that any show is constantly under the watchful eyes of network executives, often with a network executive being exclusively assigned to a series to serve as the overseer during the creative process.  If they feel like something is not going to work, or doesn’t align with what the network wants, they can immediately tattle on the showrunner to the higher-ups.  Personally, I can understand the desire for showrunners not to have outside interference on their projects, but in reality “carte blanche” is rarely handed out in the entertainment industry.  Even when it is, it often turns back disastrous or at least disappointing results.  Artistic freedom has to be earned, I’m fairly certain that most HBO executives were examining Game of Thrones much more closely five years ago than they are for the final two seasons.  I also don’t buy the part of the theory that states that shows need the elements of violence, language, or sexuality/nudity to properly tell their story.  Can those elements help advance a certain plot point?  Yes, but it feels like way too many times those elements are used simply because they can be used.  Like did we really need to see someone naked every twenty minutes in True Blood?  Of course not.  Does The Wire need to drop consistent F-bombs to really communicate the Baltimore Police and drug/gang cultures?  I’ve heard people argue that it makes the shows more realistic, as you would expect to hear that kind of language in real life.  I understand that, but I personally don’t agree that the quality of the show would suffer with the language being slightly dialed back to fit the standards of a network television audience.  I really think Veep would be the most successful comedy on network television if they could cut back on the language.  But again, it’s all about what the showrunners feel like they need in their shows to tell the best version of the story they want to tell.  As long as that’s the case, they will continue to run to the avenues where they can find that freedom.  It’s really only natural.

Theory #2- “Advertising vs. Subscriptions”

This theory is centered on how these networks make the thing that really matter most to them, and that’s not ratings, Emmy awards, or critical acclaim.  It’s money.  Just as a refresher, online streaming services and premium cable channels pay for their programming through subscriptions, while networks (and by extension the basic cable channels that are under their umbrella) pay for their programming through advertising.  The goal of any business is to offer a product that a consumer wants/needs at the most efficient price possible.  So the root of the problem of network television quality is completely evident solely based on who is providing the revenue.  Subscriber networks are making shows for subscribers, they are making shows that they believe people are going to be willing to pay for.  It’s the same principle behind movies, studios want to make a film that they believe is going to bring in the highest profit possible.  Therefore, the HBO’s of the world can focus more on the quality of the show in terms of what they believe anyone is going to be willing to pay money to watch every month.  On the other hand, networks are forced to create a TV schedule that they believe is going to satisfy their primary customers, and no that’s not us sitting at home, it’s the advertisers.  It’s not a stretch to say that big business runs big networks, and that directly influences what we see on our primary channels every night.  Networks want eyeballs, as many eyeballs as possible.  The higher the ratings, the higher prices they can set for their thirty second commercials.  Simple supply and demand, if the demand for that channel/show is very high, that results in a higher price for commercials.  It’s why the Super Bowl is not only the event with the highest commercial prices, it’s also the event that networks pay the most for the right to televise, because they know the incoming advertising revenue is worth the expense.  This is why the big four networks are dominated by shows they know are going to draw the most viewers; sports, reality programs, and serialized/formulaic dramas and comedies.  So to quickly summarize, the President of NBC doesn’t really care about Emmy nominations or the quality of his shows as he’s currently too busy swimming in his Scrooge McDuck styled bank vault full of all the advertising revenue of the 2016 Rio Olympics.

Conclusions

So what do you really think is the cause of the decline of network television programming?  In reality, it really is probably the cause of the two paragraphs above… along with a combination of a million other things.  Maybe TV simply just got really big, as we’ve gone from an era where my mother could only watch a few channels in her home, to where I got to grow up with hundreds of different options.  Who knows?  But I would really like to see networks forgo the almighty dollar and start focusing on the quality of the shows they are putting out there, as opposed to how much money they can gain.  It was frustrating for me to watch a show like Parenthood or Hannibal that were great pieces of art, but struggled to survive on network TV because they couldn’t pull in reality show ratings.  It’s why NBC will never move Mr. Robot from the USA Network (which is owned by NBC Universal) to NBC, even though they easily could make that change overnight.  Because there can be only one ruler of network television, and as long as money talks, it’s going to have the last word.

Politics: Best Drama on Television, or Is It the Best Comedy?

By Donna Arp Weitzman | Author of Cinderella has Cellulite and Other Musings of a Last Wife

One would have to be in the Sahara covered with ant-infested sand not to have been bombarded by the characters at the Republican National Convention this past week, all vying for increased absurdity.  What most dismays many of us is that these later centuries Roman Empire-types actually believe their own bullsh-t!

The politicians' clichés and platitudes ooze like greenish puss from fresh wounds.  Certainly as Americans, we are wounded, and assuredly the Donald picks and prods at our scabs.  Every policeman gunned down stabs our heart, every innocent American mauled or killed injures our psyche, and what heretofore startled us now just disgusts us.

Then, adding insult to our traumatized souls, the politicians preen like newly feathered peacocks, marching to their own self-aggrandizing two-step.  The media begs for lapdog status, hoping we, the pitiful public, will tune in for the show.

It's difficult to imagine that our early public servants wouldn't wince at the theatrics of today's digitalized, media-centric political arena.  Obviously, early America had its John Hancock and Thomas Jefferson, but it is likely that these aristocratic stud horses at least had some policies and platforms that aided our nascent republic.

But, as the playwright, Noël Coward put it, "the show must go on."  And a spectacle it is!  

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Photo Credit: nj.com

The big no-no that many Americans are making is simple.  We still believe that politicians should be intelligent, well-informed, articulate, balanced and good-hearted.  I feel ants crawling on my head. Maybe completely burying it is the only way to rid myself of creepy, crawly disconcerting feelings. There is something to say for having our heads buried in the sand!

No, even as discouraged as I am with the plasticity and vacant platforms; the utter lack of substantive policy discussions and the amateurish performances of pseudo-sincere caring, I occasionally plop in front of the television and silently hope for a real leader.  Is there an honest Abe among us?

Has our dearth of leaders become so desperate that at conventions and rallies, it is necessary to have our politicians’ lucky sperms speak? Although, the offspring have proven they can be less boring as they have divergent gene pools from different spouses.  Diversity makes for better character actors.

Thursday night at the RNC was the "capper."  Beauty and brains with Ivanka, followed by the beast, Donald.  Did it live up to the hype?  The opinions of the televised pundits largely depended upon their professed allegiance to either party.

The DNC debacle (hopefully not debauchery) begins next week.  This will likely be a parade of panderers much like pagans to royalty.  Hillary's performance is perfected in every way excepting her yell, which even the best voice coach hasn't tempered.  The lack of voice talent could cost her valuable votes, so she stays in her star trailer and rehearses, low, calm and soothing, much like a mother bear wrapping her cubs in warmth and love.  Try again!

It promises to be another long week.  Are we Americans really this gullible and desperate?  God knows we need leadership.  The giant sucking sound at the White House began decades ago.  There are rumors told by big dog donors spending the evening in the Lincoln bedroom that his ghost has been seen with tears in his eyes.

The drama and comedy of politics is as old as man.  Romans seemed particularly skilled at its theater.....”Et tu, Brute?”  Gone are the days in which American politics elicited awe and wonderment from the public, displayed wonderfully by the critical acclaim of the film The American President and the television series The West Wing.  The arrival of the 24-hour news cycle and more skeptical politically inspired entertainment options such as The Ides of March and House of Cards signify that we are all aware of the highly practiced sham that is the political show.

But, we Americans do love the show.  Here's a couple of playbills:

PLAYBILL 1

The Donald:  The Czar

Melania:  The Empress

Ivanka:  The Royal Daughter----heir apparent, much like Queen Elizabeth after King George

Two Sons----Male Trump bobble heads

Tiffany:  possibly a spare to the heir?

Senator Ted Cruz:  the spoiler----this character has some cojones

Chris (I'm disappointed) Christie

Governor Pence:  Clean Up Crew

 

PLAYBILL 2

Hillary:  Catherine the Great as Empress

Bill (two roles):  Peter the Great and Grand Duke Peter

Chelsea:  Young Catherine the Great

Monica Lewinsky:  Marta, Peasant Girl and Peter the Great’s Lover

 

Much like a William Shakespeare performance, this show may be a dreadful tragedy, (take your pick; Hamlet, King Lear, MacBeth) or could turn out to make America laugh again just like Sir William’s comedy, Much Ado About Nothing!

Game of Thrones: Winter is Here and the End is Near

By Logan Cutter | @cuttypants

In a word, the theme of this season’s Game of Thrones was “rebirth”.  Many prominent characters found a renewed existence by filling the void left by past characters that have since been relieved of their roles, usually a result of their brutal murder.  While some characters found rejuvenation by getting back to who they were at the outset of this story, others were simply brought back to life.  Among those who experienced a revival this season, for better or worse, were Jon Snow, Arya Stark, The Mad King (Queen), The Hand of the King (Queen), The King in the North, The King Slayer, The Hound, Theon Greyjoy and Uncle Benjen.

That’s not to say we didn’t lose a ton of characters and experience major carnage throughout the realm as usual.  When the dust finally settled this season we had lost Reek, The Prince of Dorne, The Warden of the North, The Lord of the Iron Islands, Osha, Rickon’s dire-wolf, Bran’s dire-wolf, No One, The Three Eyed Raven, Hodor (coming to a concert venue near you), the Blackfish, the Waif, the Sons of the Harpy, the youngest Stark, Smalljon Umber, the last known giant, the bastard Bolton, Grand Maester Pycelle, Lancel Lannister, The Lord of Highgarden, The Queen Consort, The Knight of Flowers, The High Sparrow, The King of the Andals and The Lord of the Crossing.

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Photo Cred: HBO

The North

Fans only had to wait two episodes (and observe a 200-year-old witch’s bed-time ritual) before getting what we were anticipating all GoT off-season, the resurrection of Jon Snow.  We were also treated to our first major victory for the Starks when Sansa and Jon 2.0 triumphed over Ramsay Bolton in “The Battle of the Bastards”, one of the most visually striking battle scenes in television history.  The Starks finally took back their ancestral home and exacted revenge on some of the houses who had grievously wronged them.

Bran’s flashbacks to the Tower of Joy finally revealed the decades-long theory that Jon is not actually Ned’s bastard child, but is in fact the bastard son of his sister.  It is known by a select few in the realm that Lyanna had a love affair with Rhaegar Targaryen (Dany’s deceased older brother) while betrothed to Robert Baratheon.  The exact lineage of Jon was not perfectly spelled out but it was insinuated that Jon is a descendant of Targaryen and Stark blood. 

What does this mean for Jon?  The long term impact is hard to decipher.  He’s technically not the blood of Ned Stark and therefore shouldn’t be the King in the North.  Show creators have hinted at an ancestral lineage conflict between Sansa and Jon throughout season six and this will only add fuel to that fire.  As of now, only Bran seems to know the truth of Jon’s lineage but I’d bet that at least one of the realm’s most crafty deviants knows the truth about Jon and will try to use the information to take him down.

Speaking of things coming down, we can infer from Jon’s farewell to Edd (now acting Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch) that the Wall will crumble next season.  Dialogue is never wasted in Game of Thrones, no matter how insignificant it may seem at the time.  There is too much story to tell and not enough screen time for wasted words.  Usually these conversations subtly foreshadow a future event.  A perfect example occurred earlier this season when Olenna says to Cersei, “You’re surrounded by enemies.  Will you kill them all yourself?”  Harmless conversational hyperbole, right?  Not so much.  Jon’s last words to Edd, “Don’t knock it down while I’m gone”, were not just a lighthearted goodbye between friends.

So far the Starks are the only great house to take the threat beyond the Wall seriously.  That likely doesn’t change next season with all that is going on in the south.  The north will stand alone against the undead army until Dany’s war has ended. 

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Photo Cred: HBO

King’s Landing

The power struggle for the throne in King’s Landing culminated in a plotline annihilating blast orchestrated by the show’s new number one villain, and now current Protector of the Realm, Cersei Lannister.  The freshly minted holy alliance between the crown and the faith went up in flames along with The High Sparrow and nearly all of the Tyrell’s.  The opening scene of the season finale was one of the best scenes in show history in regards to tension building and shock value.  The Mad Queen has lost all traces of humanity and black is now the only color in her wardrobe.  Even Jaime, who’s regained his Lannister edge, looks at her sideways after discovering she executed the same exact plot he foiled during the Mad King’s command.

Long may she reign?  No.  After fully embracing the dark side and with Lannister storm troopers in tow, Cersei’s coronation seemed to be her last hurrah.  She’s ruined almost every alliance her father worked so hard to forge.  She’s grossly outnumbered by the forces headed directly for her throne and she’s fresh out of weapons of mass destruction.  Then there’s the prophecy that so far has been completely accurate, which predicts her death at the hands of the “Valonqar” (little brother in High Valyrian).  Not exactly good for longevity.  Who will be the one to choke the life from her?  Jaime, Tyrion?  Both now have cause and each would be a fitting way to end this Queen’s story.  Season seven will be her final act.

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Photo Cred: HBO

Essos

Dany escaped her Dothraki captors in style and eliminated their entire leadership structure in one fiery swoop.  In that same swoop, she united and inspired all the Dothraki Khalasars to follow her, multiplying her army exponentially.  After quelling the uprising of the slave masters in Meereen, she parlayed all of the hate and destruction the Lannister’s have spread throughout Westeros into a few new alliances -- Dorne, Highgarden and the Iron Islands.  She’s also acquired the other necessary pieces, loyal advisors and a thousand ships, in readiness for the fight for the Iron Throne.  The parting scene this year was Dany’s massive armada sailing straight for Westeros, fulfilling her vision laid out in the opening episodes of the first season.

Her military force is ginormous and no living army in Westeros can oppose her now that she has half of its great houses rallied to her cause.  She should be able to wrest the throne from the Lannister’s rather quickly through Fire and Blood before turning her gaze toward the north.

Then there’s Arya.  She dropped out of assassin school, spurned the aberrant life that the faceless men laid out for her and whipped The Waif in single combat.  In the end she didn’t choose to be “no one” and once again became Arya.  She arrived back in the familiar wetlands she traversed during earlier seasons and slit Walder Frey’s throat; a cathartic moment for fans of the Stark’s revenge campaign.  Beric Dondarrion, Thoros of Myr and The Hound, all yet to be crossed off her kill list, are conveniently together in one location.  Expect her to be infiltrating their camp early on next season.

Say goodbye to Essos, all eastern plotlines have moved across the Narrow Sea to the Seven Kingdoms.

This season went a long way in clearing up George RR Martin’s master plan to conclude this great narrative.  Many storylines converged and chaos wiped others off the board entirely.  Watching these characters adapt and develop has always been the best part of Thrones and we only have two more (shorter) seasons left to see where they end up.  I can’t wait.

Spring Breakers – An Unheralded Pop Art Masterpiece

By Michael Copeland | @M_Copeland

I am fascinated by Spring Breakers.

At its very surface, it’s hollow; you could even call it dumb. What on earth is Harmony Korine trying to say here? Surely it’s a commentary, a satire. This thing is so empty! Why does everyone speak like they’re texting or tweeting? No one has any depth. No one spews great insight into the human existence… is the filmmaker 16 years old?

I admit I had some of these thoughts when I first saw it in theaters four years ago, and I could certainly sense that the majority of the audience felt the same way. I’ve watched it with friends several times since, and it’s apparent that it’s a consistent feeling among first-time viewers.

For me though, what kept me from filing the film away as “immature," was the strong imagery Korine was giving us. The cinematography is top-notch, and every shot seemed to be intentional and finely-tuned. Not to mention, the eerily-hypnotic score by the great Cliff Martinez was a force to be reckoned with. A “dumb movie” doesn’t have this kind of craftsmanship. The sequence with the Alien character (played brilliantly by James Franco) performing Britney Spears’ “Everytime” on the piano while the four female leads (Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine) dance in ski masks, holding automatic weapons, is an absolute show-stopper. The scene serves as a montage, and identifies the moment when the girls “break bad.” The performance intertwines several slow motion sequences of violence, and aesthetically tips us off to Korine’s point: this is the world seen through the eyes of today’s youth, and this is the soundtrack to it.

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Photo Credit: variety.com

The movie plays like a great pop song, with repetitive dialogue (“spring break. spring break foreverrrrrr”) and brightly lit, oversaturated cinematography. Neon colors are a major player in this film, and matched with an abundance of Skrillex and Cliff Martinez’s pulsating synthesizers, the movie does a great job of presenting commentary as a music video. Excess, celebrity, the American dream, the search for true self — Korine is interested in these ideas and their relationship to a generation raised on MTV. What results is a great piece of pop art that will completely knock your socks off if you look closely.

I have many favorite sequences in this film, but my number one is the scene where the girls rob the local restaurant in an effort to pay for their spring break adventure. It’s one long shot from the vantage point of the driver, as she circles around the restaurant. We witness the crime take place from a distance until we meet up with the rest of the clan on the other side of the restaurant after they finish the caper. It’s absolutely amazing.

This film isn’t for everyone, but even for those who write it off as empty, subconsciously they know it’s in the hands of a visionary. It’s too well-crafted to be thoughtless. And perhaps after the initial viewing, some of you won’t care to watch it again with a sharper eye, and that’s okay — hell, that may be the Harmony Korine misfire that will ultimately hold the film back from standing the test of time: too large a focus on “the culture” — but if you’ve ever passed by this movie on sales racks and turned your nose up at it over the cast and the title, I urge you to give it a chance. It’s a very strong voice with a very strong vision.

Billions – Showtime’s Best New Flawed Success

By Collin Lotter | @CLotter64

The Clash of the New York City Titans or perhaps the Battle of the Billionaires has been played out via television or film time and time again on every different network. So when Showtime launched the hyper promotion whirlwind of their next venture, Billions, many of us apathetically claimed that we would tune in. I was no different than all the skeptics, even with my fanfare towards Damian Lewis’ television roles in the past such as Major Winters in Band of Brothers or Sergeant Nicholas Brody in Homeland. On top of that, anything that Paul Giamatti is attached to is usually going to get a sample from me. Unexpectedly, the movie Arbitrage with Richard Gere had been one of my favorite movies in 2012 and this show seemed to resemble it in more ways than one with the familiar Manhattan backdrop.

The pilot episode was well-made and served its purpose to introduce the cast of characters and the backgrounds from which the white-collar battle will be forged. Although, I would be lying if I said that it particularly captivated me and had me salivating for a second episode. Quite frankly, it was very “meh” but I enjoyed the acting and the relationship between Giamatti’s character Chuck Rhoades and his wife Wendy (Maggie Siff). Wendy is in a compromising position, employed as the in-house performance coach at Axe Capital, and thus is a trusted confidant of the ambitious hedge fund manager Bobby “Axe” Axelrod (Lewis). This irritates Chuck to no end as the main criminal he wants to bring down for the United States Attorney’s office in NYC employs and compensates his wife. It also sets Chuck’s manhunt back that Axelrod is one of the most beloved power figures in the city. He donates huge to the New York Police and Fire Departments, the arts scene in Manhattan, and treats his employees and their respective families like his own. Eerily similar to his Homeland persona, you can’t really decide whether to root for or against Damian Lewis as he plays the benevolent villain so well.

Damian Lewis as Bobby Axelrod - Photo Credit: Jeff Neumann/Showtime

Damian Lewis as Bobby Axelrod - Photo Credit: Jeff Neumann/Showtime

As I continued the season in its entirety it was easy to conclude that by no means is this a perfect show. Some of the dialogue is over the top and the scenarios are extremely heightened for dramatic effect. However, I can see why it was such a big success for the Showtime network because in many components it's a lot of fun. Sure, it’s hard to relate to these characters and the top one percent issues they face, but some of that contributes to the fun the show is to watch. Living in Dallas, this is how I envisioned the infamous Mark Cuban/SEC fight from a couple years ago in which I really wanted Cuban to skate free of all insider trading allegations. This show is no different, as in many cases I want Axelrod to get the upper hand on Rhoades along with his defense team. Unlike the previously mentioned Arbitrage, where Gere is a full-fledged villain with so few redeeming qualities, Axelrod is a family man and good to so many people because he came from humble beginnings. He seems loyal unless you give him a reason not to be and he is a genius with how he can twist a personal benefit into a devious act and rationalize it to make it sound philanthropic.

The charm of this show lies in the form of a total guilty pleasure; not because it’s cheaply made and corny, rather, because the allure of it functions as lifestyle porn with fast cars, day trips to Canada to see Metallica perform, McMansions in the Hamptons, and 40-foot yachts spotlighted throughout to woo the viewer. The primary reason to watch Billions is to watch Giamatti and Lewis snarl at each other, then launch long-distance strikes against one another. Chuck, tired of bringing down small-time white-collar criminals, wants a big fish, and Axe is one of the biggest fish of them all. If Chuck can bring down Axe, it will prove he's serious about stopping financial crime. You get caught up in the chase and the constant chess match between them.

Paul Giamatti as Chuck Rhoades - Photo Credit: Jeff Neumann/Showtime

Paul Giamatti as Chuck Rhoades - Photo Credit: Jeff Neumann/Showtime

For all of its flaws (most notable to me being that it is a pretty hollow show in its core, as far as a voice) Billions seems to offer enough to the casual fan. The show doesn't dive into any groundbreaking knowledge regarding politics, economies of scale, or social injustices… it really just displays a billionaire’s empire being threatened by a vengeful attorney with personal implications on the line. The show’s acting perseveres throughout with great performances and banter between Giamatti, Lewis, Siff, and also secondary characters like Lara Axelrod (Malin Akerman as Axe’s wife) and Bryan Connerty (Toby Leonard Moore as Chuck Rhoades’ right-hand man). The characters make it fun and worth the viewers’ time and interest. Ultimately, Billions seems like a safe investment for Showtime for the near future. 

Chance The Rapper rises to a new level with his mixtape: "Coloring Book"

“I speak of wondrous unfamiliar lessons from childhood / Make you remember how to smile good / I’m pre-currency, post-language, anti-label / Pro-famous, I’m Broadway Joe Namath / Kanye’s best prodigy / He ain’t signed me but he proud of me / I got some ideas that you gotta see”

— Blessings (Reprise)

By Connor Buestad | @section925 | http://section925.com

Connor Buestad is a San Francisco Bay Area native and the creative mind behind Section925.com, a hyperlocal sports, music, and culture blog, serving the Bay Area since 2012. Currently, Connor teaches high school English in Chicago's Greater Grand Crossing neighborhood. Visit his site at the link above... 

The one and only time I’ve seen Chance The Rapper perform was a complete surprise. It was at the halftime intermission of the Louder Than A Bomb poetry event in downtown Chicago, blocks away from where Chancelor “Chance” Bennett attended Jones College Prep high school. There was only time for three songs, but that was all that was needed to become entrenched as a fan.   

Louder Than A Bomb (LTAB) is the largest youth slam poetry event in the world, attracting individuals and teams of poets from all corners of Chicago. High schoolers walk onstage at a sold-out theater every March and discuss the deepest, darkest and most powerful emotions that the city and country can produce in a teenager. The diverse crowd hangs on every thought provoking verse; standing ovations for the poets are the norm rather than the exception.

Surprisingly, Chance doesn’t have any LTAB hardware to his name, but he still found his way on the main stage as a 21-year-old adult. Equipped with his signature smile, the beaming ball of energy delighted the youthful poetry fans at the Arie Crown Theater when he revealed himself as the night’s special guest. Chicagoans reacted swiftly, flooding the aisles with their phones ready to record, jockeying for the best position to see their youthful city hero drop some poetic lines of his own. Not surprisingly, the high school contestants didn't seem to mind him stealing the show.

True to form, Chance mixed energy, positivity, and fun/catchy lyrics to give the crowd something meaningful to latch onto. With various areas of Chicago beleaguered by guns, drugs and the like, Chance seemed to know full well that his city needed his positive vibes, and he was there to provide.

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(photo by Dave Kotinsky)

(photo by Dave Kotinsky)

Chance The Rapper released his third mixtape on Friday, May 13, titled Coloring Book. The working title of the 14 song mixtape wasChance 3 (hence the album cover), but in the 11th hour, his fans were presented with a coloring book instead, and a lovely one at that.

Highly regarded by the hip-hop community and beyond, Coloring Book already seems to be accepted as a classic. Drake, Kanye and Kendrick have all gotten their just do as of late, and rightfully so, but with Coloring Book, Chance seems to have a place at the table as well when you speak about modern hip-hop artists. Industry titans Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, Future, and Jay Electronica all cut out time to rap with Chance on this mixtape, not to mention the Chicago’s Children Choir (see the lead-off song “All We Got”).

Pretty impressive stuff, when you consider Chance is still just a 23-year-old who doesn’t have a record deal and who lets his music play for free on the internet. His distinctive voice can be found on various other records across the industry as well, including Kanye’s February Life of Pablo album. His ability to seamlessly collaborate with so many other artists has, and will continue to pay off nicely for him and his fans.

Coloring Book comes on the heels of Chance’s first two mixtapes, his debut, 10 Day, was released back in 2012 while Acid Rap came a year later in 2013. The inspiration for 10 Day grew out of a 10-day suspension that “Little Chano” received for marijuana possession during his senior year at Jones College Prep (a selective enrollment Chicago Public School located downtown). As legend has it, Chance’s time off from school proved productive as it gave him time to create 10 Day, effectively putting his musical career in motion. Songs like “Nostalgia” and “Brain Cells” have a melancholy way of drawing you in and keeping you there; all the while interested in what the 19-year-old has to say about the world around him.

Acid Rap was the mixtape that took Chance to the mainstream. Song after song of raw talent and energy that makes it hard not to keep listening. "Paranoia," “Pusha Man,” “Acid Rain,” “Smoke Again,” and “Everybody’s Something” were just some of the songs that made a huge impression. Despite it being free, it still rose to no. 63 on Billboard’s Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart after being sold by unauthorized retailers and the like.

Coloring Book, at least after a weekend of listening, seems to be Chance’s best effort to date. The mixtape starts off with “All We Got,” featuring a thrilling intro that gets one locked in to listen to an hour of Chance drop bars. “And we back, and we back, and we back,” proclaims Chance. “This ain’t no intro, this the entree,” he assures us. Chance raps about his girlfriend (the mother of his first child) as well as other topics. He also let’s Chicago’s finest, Kanye West do his thing, not to mention the Chicago Children’s Choir. Overall, it’s a great way to draw one into a mixtape.

On the second track, “No Problem,” Chance welcomes Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz into the fold, and neither disappoint. It’s the type of song that makes you want to blast it as loud as possible on the freeway with the windows down, not a care in the world. The song makes reference to the record labels that Chance has kept at a distance. “Countin’ Benji’s while we meetin’, make ‘em shake my other hand,” he shouts. As expected, Lil Wayne’s appearance is a head-turner. “Half a milli’ in the safe, another in the pillowcase, codeine got me movin’ slower than a caterpillar race,” explains Wayne.

“Summer Friends” is the third song, and has a sound that reminds me of a Bon Iver ballad. Chance describes his life growing up on 79th street on the south side of Chicago. He paints the picture of a more innocent time in the city, with less guns and stronger family ties. “79th street was America then / Ice cream truck and the beauty supply / Blockbuster movies and Harold’s again / We still catching lightning bugs when the plague hit the backyard.”  

Coloring Book's seventh song, titled “Mix Tape” has the most catchy beat on the compilation. “Am I the only nigga still care about mixtapes?” asks Chance alongside Atlanta’s Young Thug. The defiant lyrics, once again challenging the setup of the current music industry, will keep your head bobbing throughout.

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“Mix Tape” gives way to what will surely be the single of Chance’s third release. “Angels” comes at you with an incredibly catchy, fast-moving beat, with lyrics that keep you engaged throughout. Chance speaks about the city that he’s from and what it means to him. “I got a city doing front flips / When every father, mayor, rapper jump ship / I guess that’s why they call it where I stay / Clean up the streets, so my daughter can have somewhere to play,” he demands. It is interesting to hear Chance mention the Mayor’s office here. Mayor Rahm Emanuel (Obama’s former right hand man) has recently fired Chicago’s police chief over the Laquan McDonald tragedy. Moreover, Chance’s father Ken currently serves as Mayor Emanuel’s chief of staff.

“Smoke Break,” the mixtape’s 12th song, features perhaps the hottest rapper on the market, Future. The sound on this track is immaculate if you ask me, even if I am a bit biased. Fellow UC Berkeley grad Garren Langford produced the song while he was simultaneously finishing his senior year as a Golden Bear.

The 14th and final song is Blessings (reprise). Blessings is also the fifth track, but the reprise is something else. The song is beautiful on many levels, from the sound, to the rhythm, to the lyrics. Chance paints the following picture in the opening verse, “I speak of promised lands / Soil as soft as momma’s hands / Running water, standing still / Endless fields of daffodils and chamomile.” Chance continues on, recounting his rise to stardom and his passion for his craft. “I used to dance to Michael, I used to dance in high school / I used to pass out music, I still pass out music / The people’s champ must be everything the people can’t be.” Finally, Chance finishes his best work yet with the following questions, “Are you ready for your blessings? Are you ready for your miracle?”

In a mixtape lasting less than an hour, Chance The Rapper has put out a piece of art that will be appreciated for quite sometime, both by his home city of Chicago and hip-hop fans from coast to coast. Chance has arrived as a major player in the rap game and with his youthful energy and obvious talent, it looks like he’s here to stay. On Sunday, August 7th, San Francisco will host him in Golden Gate Park. The Bay Area will be hanging on his every word.

A Definitive Ranking of Comic Book Movies Released This Decade

By Daniel Fox | @DanielFox85

In case you haven’t noticed, we currently live in a cinematic world that is completely saturated with Comic Book/Superhero films.  From the years 2000 to 2009 there were 30 movies adapted from existing comic books.  With the release of Captain America: Civil War, 30 more comic book films have arrived since 2010, thus matching the entire total of films from the previous decade in just over half the time.  Meanwhile there are another 18 currently in the studio pipeline scheduled to be released before the end of 2019.  For those who struggle with math, that’s a whopping 48 comic book films scheduled for this decade, against 30 films made in the 2000’s.  Even if you want to go back to the 1990’s, there were only 19 comic book films made in that entire decade.  So in the span of 3 decades we’ve gone from an average of two comic book films a year in the 90’s, to three a year in the 2000’s, to now an average of five comic book films a year in the present decade.

It’s no secret why this is the case.  Money.  Comic book movies absolutely dominate the box office both in the United States, and especially internationally (looking at you China).  In fact, 7 out of the top 10 highest grossing domestic box office opening weekends in history belong to comic book films, and all but one of those films (The Dark Knight) have come in this current decade (side note, while looking that statistic up I saw that three Twilight films are in the top 20, I then proceeded to die a little inside). 

I live in Honduras, a third-world country, and in my city of La Ceiba we have a really awesome two-screen movie theater (insert sarcastic tone here).  However, we do get a majority of the mainstream films that are released in the states, just on different timelines.  But the power of comic book films is completely evident here.  In December I went to a second night showing of Star Wars VII, I was so paranoid about not getting tickets that I made my wife leave about 45 minutes early, but there was barely anybody there with the theater maybe 20% full.  When I went to see Batman v. Superman about a month ago the line was out the door, every seat sold out.  Two weeks ago for Civil War it took me going to the theater on three separate occasions before I finally arrived early enough to get a ticket to a show time.

So many comic book films are being put out there, I was curious if the quantity was somewhat diluting the quality of the films being released.  What I saw when I went through all the films was a definite tier system.  Overall, there are not too many films that are flat out horrible (although they certainly exist), and also not too many films that were 5 star quality.  Most films did tend to stay in that 3 or 4 star range, enjoyable but not a film that could define the genre.  So because I have an obsession with ranking things, I decided to try to put these 30 films into some type of class system.  Without further ado, here is my ranking of the existing 30 comic book movies of this decade.

**To clarify these are films based on existing comics or graphic novels, therefore a film like Chronicle that is an original work but isn’t based on an existing source material is not included in this list... sorry if you’re a big Chronicle fan, maybe send a support letter to Josh Trank, I’m sure he could use one right about now**

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Photo Credit: DC Comics

The “Batman Nipple-Suit” Division

30.   Jonah Hex (2010)

29.   The Green Hornet (2011)

28.   Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

27.   Fantastic Four (2015)

26.   Green Lantern (2011)

25.   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Ok, small confession.  I have only seen a couple movies in this division, so I guess Jonah Hex could theoretically be the greatest movie ever made, but common sense is telling me… no.  Also, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Megan Fox is in two of these films.  Do you think Seth Rogen took a really bad bong hit before he signed on for Green Hornet, also how did they convince an Oscar winner in Christoph Waltz to sign on for that film? Was there blackmail involved?  Also telling that two of these films (The Green Hornet, Green Lantern) were openly ridiculed by their stars in later films (This is the End, Deadpool).  Without a doubt though the biggest disaster is Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four.  Trank was coming fresh off Chronicle and managed to get Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan on board for a film that would all but erase the memory of the horrible two films that preceded it.  Rumor was all Trank had to do was nail this film and that Disney had him hand-picked for a Star Wars centered movie.  What he proceeded to do was blow his entire career by completely mismanaging his budget and crew, fighting on set with his cast, and ordering reshoots three months prior to release.  To top it off Trank racked up $100,000 in damages at his rented house in New Orleans due to letting his small pet dogs destroy everything in sight, and yes that actually happened.

 

The “Emo-Dancing Peter Parker” Division

24.   Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

23.   Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

22.   Iron Man 2 (2010)

21.   Thor: The Dark World (2013)

20.   Thor (2011)

19.   Iron Man 3 (2013)

18.   Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

Have you ever walked out of a movie and when asked your thoughts by a friend your response is, “it was ok.”  That pretty much defines these films.  I can barely remember anything about these, so in order here’s the only things I remember about this division; Jim Carrey’s horrible accent, Tommy Lee Jones, Mickey Rourke using The Wrestler to get a nice paycheck and Terrence Howard getting the shaft, something about elves, Natalie Portman in the desert, me being so completely ticked off about the Mandarin twist that I completely shut down, and that I was shocked a Ben Affleck version of the Batman actually carried the entire movie.

 

The “Too Soon” Division

17.   The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

16.   The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

Ok, I’m a notorious defender of these two movies, while a majority of the public is… not so much.  I really think Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone blew away Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, almost to the point where I wish the original Spider-Man trilogy (ok maybe leave out the third) would’ve been held off for those two actors.  There were two main problems to this series, first of all as the division title suggests they came way too soon, only 5 years after Spider-Man 3.  The mistake was going through the entire origin story again, something that Marvel definitely picked up on and is using for the upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming, but Sony had to do something in order to keep the rights so I understand from a business perspective why they did it.  The second problem was the villains, if you’re going to be a great comic book movie then the villain has to be a great as well.  As much as every scene with Garfield and Stone was great, every scene with Rhys Ifans, Jamie Foxx, and Dane DeHaan was just terrible.

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Photo Credit: DC Comics

The “Catch it on Cable” Division

15.   Man of Steel (2013)

14.   Ant-Man (2015)

13.   The Wolverine (2013)

12.   Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

All of these movies, I feel, are above average but not great.  I never really understood the bad reputation Man of Steel received, I really enjoyed it, and it is lightyears better than Batman v. SupermanAnt-Man was a solid low-budget, low risk/high reward film, and I really enjoyed Paul Rudd in the role, but I would’ve loved to see Edgar Wright’s version.  The Wolverine was a really enjoyable film that had a solid character arc for Hugh Jackman’s Logan.  The second Avengers couldn’t live up to the hype and is probably somewhat better than what I give it credit for, I just remember expecting something in line with the first film and being letdown.

 

The “Go Ahead and Add it to the Blu-ray Collection” Division

11.   Deadpool (2016)

10.   X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

9.       Kick-Ass (2010)

8.       X-Men: First Class (2011)

7.       Captain America: Civil War (2016)

6.       Big Hero 6 (2014)

The thing I find in common with all of these films that sets them apart is that they are in their own ways all really original comic book films.  Things that haven’t necessarily been done before in previous comic book movies.  This trait made these films stand out, and while they weren’t necessarily the cream of the crop, they are definitely on the marquee of the best films so far this decade.  Deadpool is the first Marvel film to go for the hard R rating and succeed.  Days of Future Past was the first film that really brought together two film franchises from the same comic into one movie, in bringing the 2000’s X-Men into the same world as X-Men: First Class.  I don’t think Deadpool would’ve been made if Kick-Ass wasn’t such a hit.  This is the first R-rated comic book film that I remember being successful, and the Big Daddy rescue scene is still one of my favorite comic book film scenes of all-time.  Hey Matthew Vaughn, good for you going back-to-back on this list with First Class coming up next, original in that it was the first X-Men origin story.  Civil War was great and was the first film to have friends turn into foes.  Big Hero 6 - excuse me, Academy Award winning Big Hero 6 - proved that almost a decade after The Incredibles there is a market for a good animated comic book or super hero film.

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Photo Credit: Marvel Studios

The “Amazing, but still not quite as good as The Dark Knight” Division

5.       The Avengers (2012)

4.       The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

3.       Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

2.       Dredd (2012)

1.       Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

All of these are excellent films, not just comic book movies, but great films that would rank up there with any other dramatic or comedic work as a challenger in my top ten films of the year list.  To be clear, none of these are at the level of The Dark Knight, which remains the high-water mark of comic book movies to aim towards.  These all miss the mark for that level of greatness, but they all are great successes in filmmaking.  Not many films can say they were the climax that all other films were being built towards over a five year period, but that’s what The Avengers was at that point.  It doesn’t seem so radical now that it’s so commonplace, but the idea to make five different stand-alone films focusing on characters that would come together for a movie with a massive scope was a very radical notion at the time.  When it was planned in the late 2000’s, people were not sure if it was going to work, but credit to Marvel and Joss Whedon for putting together a film that has a perfect blend of character development, action, and comedy.  The Dark Knight Rises doesn’t get the recognition it deserves mainly because people expected it to be The Dark Knight.  You can’t expect a pitcher to go out and throw back-to-back perfect games.  The film is what it is, a fitting end to Christopher Nolan’s trilogy, and the more I’ve watched it over the years, the more I’ve appreciated the film.  Guardians of the Galaxy had absolutely no reason to be successful, a very obscure comic that probably 99.9% of the population had never even heard of five years ago complete with a talking raccoon.  But its originality, humor, and star Chris Pratt absolutely made this one of the best comic book films of all-time.  If there’s one film in the hierarchy of this list that I’m guessing most people haven’t seen it’s probably Dredd, and if you are one of those people you need to see this film ASAP.  Vaguely modeled after a 2011 Indonesian film, The Raid (check that film out as well) it is probably the best pure action film on this list.  This is nothing like the horrible mid-90’s Stallone vehicle Judge Dredd.  Credit to star Karl Urban for never taking off his trademark helmet throughout the entire film, and writer Alex Garland (Ex Machina) for a fast paced, intelligent, action packed film.  My number one of this decade, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, successfully transformed a comic book movie into a political thriller.  The number of relevant, and thought provoking questions about the role of government this film asks in between great action set pieces make it stand apart at the top of the list.

So there’s the list, it’s only my opinion and is totally subjective, which is why going to the movies is so much fun.  What does the rest of this decade have in store?  I’m not sure what the quality is going to be, but I’m sure that I’ll be standing in line opening night making a bunch of studio executives very happy.

Family Matters: A Review of Netflix’s Bloodline

By Donna Arp Weitzman | @DonnaAWeitzman | http://donnaarpweitzman.com/

We find ourselves in the middle of the “peak TV” era, with fantastic show upon fantastic show available to us via several platforms; from your traditional cable box to streaming services, the best of today’s television series are the press of a button away.  Accomplished author, columnist, businesswoman and civic leader Donna Arp Weitzman offers her take on a Netflix series that has her attention…

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Photo Credit: Netflix

Netflix continually features great shows and Bloodline is one of my favorites.  The theme of complete and utter family dysfunction is displayed with every scene, while snippets of darker family secrets tantalize your psyche.

Sissy Spacek plays Sally Rayburn, the all-knowing yet desperately loving mother and matriarch.  She is painfully aware of her children's dark sides, but forges on with a half-hearted smile and determination to believe the positive.

Her eldest, Danny, the prodigal son, is played by Ben Mendelsohn.  Danny's sinister soul sent chills up my spine.  He begged to be hated, yet somehow wormed his way into making his siblings feel responsible and guilty if they didn't succumb to his mean-spirited demands.

John (Kyle Chandler), second son in line, is beset with guilt for reasons unknown to the viewer, although occasional flashes of his life while a boy pairs him with action scenes with brother, Danny. You know there is some deed lurking in the past that has incessantly haunted him.  His innards want to hate and despise Danny, but his innate sense of a do-gooder pleads him into forgiveness for Danny at every turn.

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Meg, played by Linda Cardellini, is the bright lawyer in the family.  In my opinion, she is the weakest character, always thrusting herself into situations and throwing her legal knowledge into any mix. Bloodline seems to typecast Meg as a strong, bright woman purposefully just to appease us girls!

The fourth and most unpredictable sibling is the man-child, Kevin.  Norbert Leo Butz plays the hot-headed, unforgiving baby of the family.  His every sentence insults Danny, albeit rightly so.
With total disdain for his oldest brother, Kevin has a minor role for the first season.

Dad, expertly played by Sam Shepard, dies in the first season.  His demise opens the flood gates to a void in the family.  Danny, who openly berated his father and played up to Mom, decides to move in with Mom upon his father’s burial.  It is obvious Danny plans to get more than a share of the family business heretofore run by Mom and Dad.  Mom seems happy to have a male shoulder to help run the Floridian beachside inn, Rayburn House, as it requires a strong handyman much of the time.

The show uses the tag line “we’re not bad people, but we did a bad thing” and I look forward to uncovering more family secrets when the series returns for season two.

Bloodline is a critically acclaimed and award nominated drama and Netflix Original Series. The much-anticipated second season premiered May 27th and was released in its entirety. Prepare to binge.

The Ten Quintessential Pop Songs of the 90s

By Tyler Foster & Collin Lotter

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Credit to Getty Images

Very few decades brought us a musical clash of styles centered on a paradigm shift from the central nervous system of music videos and MTV. It was truly a unique time in music history with a revolt against the glamour and colorful rock of the 1980’s to a more edgy and grungy vibe in the early part of the decade. Then we saw the emergence of the boy band faze which all became immediately polarizing to all consumers. However by 1997/ 1998 the forged alliance between the boy bands and the Mickey Mouse Club pop stars such as Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, combined with the daily vehicle of Total Request Live with Carson Daly, became too formidable to deny. No matter how much we wanted to hate it, we all eventually joined in on the fun. The 90’s brought us some hilariously bad POP songs that made us want to cringe when KISS FM would play them, but before you knew it everyone was singing along in the car. But for this article, there can be only ten quintessential POP songs that were memorable - whether we wanted to remember them or not.

1)  Seal  - Kiss From a Rose

Partially because the 90s were a magical time when Batman movies had yet to meet the grit of Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, and Christopher Nolan; and partially because my friend once asked me if I thought that Seal serenaded Heidi Klum with this song every day they were married and I have not been able to get that image out of my head ever since. However everyone was mesmerized by this song and this newcomer Seal.

2)  Christina Aguilera -  Genie in a Bottle

Granted this was perceived as the second fiddle to Britney’s “Hit me Baby One More Time,” which we will dive into later, but make no mistake, Christina’s first pop hit was catchy as all get out and made her a star overnight. This song was played on TRL constantly and grew into the ultimate sing – a – long for all of us… just admit it.

3)  Haddaway – What is Love

This song was mainly under the radar until the “Roxbury Guys” from Saturday Night Live gave it a second life and made the head bobbing motion the official dance of this mid 90’s catchy tune. Every time its still played, people love to immediately sing and dance to it in the same vein that Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan did so amusingly back in the day. 

4)  Backstreet Boys – Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

It’s easy to think of NSYNC before the Backstreet Boys, but the truth is BB exploded on the scene just before Justin and his boys; and this song was a major reason why. Still played all the time on Sirius XM and a major sing-a-long catchy tune vibe. This song paved the way for the boy band renaissance in the 90’s referenced earlier.

5)  Britney Spears – (Hit Me) …Baby One More Time

Arguably the anthem of the 1990’s pop scene and Britney can be concluded as the pop icon from this genre and era. Baby One More Time introduced us to Ms. Spears, which led to more introductions from Justin and Christina... The Mickey Mouse Club had more influence than the Clintons in the White House by mid 1998. This song was a main stay on MTV and pop radio stations and was the first of many essential pop songs from the teen girl idol.

6)  Aqua – Barbie Girl

You didn't think we would leave out “Barbie Girl” as well did you! What an unforgettably bad yet awesome song made in the mid 1990’s. This song was so unique and popular, yet people tried to distance so hard from it. But just admit it, we loved everything about it. Middle Schools used it for a fun soundtrack to laugh about during a short six-month span. Thank you for the memories Aqua, we only knew you so long, wish it was longer. On a different thought, we are all genuinely surprised Katy Perry hasn't attempted a semi satirical cover of this song, but the opportunity remains.

7)  NSYNC – Tearin’ Up My Heart

Granted NSYNC didn't hit their stride and ultimate victory in the Boy Band race until the early 2000’s, but they still made some great/bad pop songs we all loved to sing and dance to as youngsters in the 90’s. Tearin’ Up My Heart was a perfect example of a poster song for the 10 – 15 year old girl’s gold standard of a pop ballad that they were craving. Backstreet Boys thought they had the stage all to themselves… who were they kidding, NSYNC was here to stay. 

8)  Destiny’s Child – Say My Name

The Beyonce we all know and love in today’s world is not what we were first exposed to back in the day. If you can’t remember she actually had a group around her and they were pretty popular. That's right Destiny’s Child was definitely a big time group with songs like “Say My Name” and “Bills, Bills, Bills,” and don't lie, we all loved singing to them, even if the videos for these songs were ultra cheese ball. The game completely changed in the early 2000’s when Beyonce and friends did a song called “Survivor” that was basically a fierce reminder of their strength which is still a constant today with her themes. But for this article we choose to remember the colorful, fun, lighthearted Beyonce and Destiny’s Child.

9)  98 Degrees -  Because of You

It’s ok Nick Lachey not everyone can finish with a gold or silver medal. Every medal ceremony has to have a bronze winner and that's exactly what 98 Degrees was in the boy band competition. Did they have some big hits like this one that were played ad nauseam except to teeny boppers? Absolutely, especially this song, but at the end of the day they never moved the needle like BB and NSYNC.  Nick tried though... he would decide to join powers with another big pop star who didn't make this cut, Mrs. Jessica Simpson, to cloud our headspace after 98 degrees ran out of steam, but together they had a failed marriage and a failed reality show that couldn't produce the heat. 

10)  Lou Bega -  Mambo No. 5

For the surprise entrant on this list, that's right I have to get in a personal favorite with Mambo No.5 . This song was so catchy and still resonates every time it’s played randomly on your local pop radio station. This song was so fun, played at every middle school dance, every TRL episode, and any type of social engagement throughout 1999. Looking back this song should’ve catapulted Lou into big time music superstardom but it just didn't happen. Most likely the reason being his second single was basically the same song again just with different words. I must say a pretty disappointing follow up for this one trick pony.

So there you have it, these pop songs paved the path and served as anthems of our childhood. While in some ways that’s pretty sad and depressing, if you look at it optimistically, these songs were pretty fun until you heard them for the thousandth time. I will state thank goodness for the amazing alternative scene in the 90’s because if this is all we would have had, then who knows what would’ve been the result of the music scene in the 2000’s? The more that I think about it, sadly, it would’ve been even more over produced pop like it is now! 

Richard Linklater: Hollywood’s Most Underrated Director

By Collin Lotter

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Credit to Getty Images

A confession from me before we jump into the article about the greatness of Richard Linklater; This article is probably two years to late to write from a perception angle about this director. After the release of the best picture nominated drama Boyhood, the cat was out of the bag and people knew immediately that this Texas based film-maker was something special. He finally had a place in Hollywood’s award season and achieved something remarkable winning best director and best picture at the 72nd annual Golden Globes, something that was long overdue. However, I still feel compelled to write how amazing Linklater’s films are and why I truly believe the uniqueness of time placement settings and relatable characters makes his movies unforgettable each time you experience them for the first time.

This occurred personally for me once again after driving down to Austin (Linklater’s home town) to see his newest movie Everybody Wants Some!!. It was a big deal for me as I haven’t had many movie incentive road trips in my life, but I knew this was the perfect time to execute one after hearing the news that the movie was only in limited release. Admittedly I was still buzzing after Linklater’s last few years of movies, I mean what a run for him just in the last five years alone. We have had the conclusion (rumored) to the “Before Trilogy” with Before Midnight starring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy. He has given us the greatness of Bernie, which produced arguably Jack Black’s finest performance yet.

Finally two years ago, he struck gold with Boyhood, a methodical twelve year odyssey watching a unknown actor Ellar Coltrane grow from boy to man from the ages of 6 – 18. Boyhood rocked the cinematic landscape from a mesmerizing and curiosity direction with viewers who had never been exposed to movie that had such commitment to present a real time lapse in such a familiar way it was relatable to each and every person. Critics were buzzing about it with a near perfect rating on websites such as Rotten Tomatoes; fans were raving about it as word of mouth took over and a movie that almost wasn't made became a box office grossing success story. The questions were asked by many from all over.. “How did a director even think of presenting a movie like this?” “How did he get actors and production studios to buy into this concept with no payoff for 12 years?” Linklater was instantly a hit with people wanting more answers and more films. However, for people around Texas and his most adoring fans, we could’ve told you, he has been this way for years and it only seems to get better.

The crowd walking out of Everybody Wants Some!! was high fiving and chatting it up about how the maestro of slice of life movies was at his best again. Everybody Wants Some!! seemed like a failed proposition at its core, to try to live up to the being a loosely based sequel to Dazed and Confused, which is perhaps grew Linklater’s biggest cult following. You could already hear the negative feedback.. “Don’t try to follow this classic up!” “There will never be another “Dazed” and Wooderson character!” Wooderson being the iconic character portrayed by Matthew McConaughey launching him into super stardom. However with an director such as Linklater who is so applied to his craft, these pessimistic probably only fueled him more to create the project. 

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The movie is once again just a phenomenal film that plays on the simplistic traits of nostalgia, time and place, and most of unique relationships. Of course these characteristics are all intertwined in his films that are surrounded with catchy dialogue, banter humor, and a wonderful time period soundtrack to help; but Everybody Wants Some!! nails the formula to a T.  Blake Jenner plays a stud high school baseball pitcher who is entering his first college weekend as a wide-eyed freshman living at the baseball houses with the elder statesmen teammates. Quickly brotherhood friendships are formed, initiation hazing is featured, and the usual male college driven debauchery is derived all in one opening weekend. The acting ensemble is really strong with characters from all walks of life that are attending the SouthEast Texas University with the same goal of playing great baseball and partying. As with all of Linklater’s movies, the setting definitely plays a role in the actors dialogue and tendencies, however at the same time the story could be told in any fictional college town making it familiar to the audiences. Half way into the movie we get a little break for the fraternity feel of the movie and a love story is introduced with Jenner and Zooey Deutch, who plays a drama major student looking to draw more out of life than the ordinary college shenanigans. The two have a fun, organic romance that brings a touch of humanity to the film and a nice back and fourth for the second half of the movie.

Audiences will be sure to love this movie if they given Linklater a chance before and know what they are getting into. For myself, I never question his passion projects because you know it will deliver. Very few movie directors have the ability to make insightful films that seem any of us could encounter on our daily journeys. His movies albeit ambitious, rarely seem out of touch or over are heads and they put us in a place or time that is fun to dwell back on or allow us to be nostalgic for a few hours.   Do I think Richard Linklater could stand to get more attention in the pantheon of great filmmakers in this current generation?..... Without a Doubt! However, am I glad that Hollywood and audiences all over the world are finally starting to take notice and give the guy his due for his amazing filmography?.... 100 percent and It’s about Time!